Hi there,
Well, yesterday night, I had the opportunity to watch "The Dark Knight", the sequel to the 2005 "blockbuster"
Batman Begins
. By the way, how idiotic this movie title was... Superman shops? Spiderman jumps? Batman coughs? What happened to the "Subject-Verb-Complement" structure? Batmans Begins... what? A game of scrabble? Cooking? To get on my nerves? Anywho.
My first reaction when "The Dark Knight" finished was to say: "How pompous and how pretentious!". Yeah, I know: why not say, "
Pretentious, moi?" like Mr. Johnson in "
Fawlty Towers
" I suppose. But the fact is, the movie reeked of self-importance and pretentiousness. Batman, with his completely ridiculous voice (it's actually a voice I used to do years ago when clowning around), is by far the least interesting character in the whole movie. I won't go into the story and the million twists and turns of it but at the end of the day, it's like Bruce Wayne/Batman is actually the idiot with a lot of money who makes a lot of mistakes, is able to fight off military/police-trained officers without blinking but can't cope with a frickin' dog. I mean, the guy is a one-man-army, but he's scared of dogs. Give me a break. The movie was long but entertaining however thanks in a huge part to Heath Ledger's Joker interpretation. He really is (or was) something else. Aaron Eckhart’s Harvey Dent was also pretty good until he actually becomes his alter-ego. His alter ego reminded far too much of Tim Burton’s Martians in
Mars Attacks!
… That was kind of hard to be “scared” by this character after that if you know what I mean. Christopher Nolan is supposedly a great director because he did “
Memento
” (which was a good movie, no doubts about it) but then, after reading
this article in Wired, I thought: “OK, this guy really thinks his shit doesn’t smell”. As a student of animation, I can only feel that this dude really didn't get what animation and special effects are about.
Also, I'm starting to get tired of the comic book franchise "reboots". It seems now that having your "superhero" steeped in a realistic environment is actually something desirable. As if it were good. Well, to me, that's a very bad idea. A guy that dresses like a bat, a spider, wears his underwear outside his costume or goes by the name Captain Afghanistan (or something in this vein) is, in itself, pretty ridiculous. So, how do you adapt this for the moving pictures? By remaining in the realm of altered comic book reality particular to each character. Don't make them or at least try to make them real. It's like mixing Greek mythology (say... mmh... Hercules) and bringing them to a modern day setting (say... mmh... New York). What's the result of that? Yep,
Hercules in New York
. It did launch a brilliant political career (sort of) but it doesn't work. That's what happened to that
Superdude movie from a couple of years ago. Or was it "SuperChrist" or "SuperMartyr" or "SuperPeepingTom"? I mean, why did they need to "reboot" Superman (as if art and creation were a computer program that you can reboot by activating some sort of program or algorithm... I demand my second break)? The
first and
second
Superman movies from the seventies were very well done; there was humor in it, great visual effects, solid acting, a fantastic score, etc. So what was the point? If you're going to make a movie about a messianic figure who suffers for the rest of the world (blah, blah, blah), please adapt the Bible, the Talmud, etc. or any other of those thoroughly optimistic books.
Spider-Man
(at least the first two ones) managed the perfect balance of pseudo-realism and altered comic-book reality but kept that sense of humor that is completely indispensable when playing with this kind of characters. The movie "The Incredible Hulk" that I saw a few weeks ago had the same problem as "Batman 2: K9 fear", it tried too seriously to be... uh... serious. Compare that to "Hancock" for instance (that I also saw a few weeks ago). The premise of a drunk and mean superman lends itself perfectly to comedy and despite some mixed critics and a somewhat muddled final third act managed to stay fresh and humorous. That made it enjoyable to watch.
I’m out now.
Charles